No-as-a-Service is a lightweight, self-hosted API that returns a random humorous rejection reason as a JSON object through a single GET endpoint. It serves pre-defined rejection reasons from a static JSON array without any database, external storage, or third-party dependencies, using only Node.js built-in modules for its zero-dependency HTTP server.
The API processes each request independently with no session state, caching, or persistent connections, making it a stateless REST endpoint. Its rejection reasons are stored in a simple, human-readable JSON configuration file that can be edited without code changes, and each response is selected by generating a random integer index into the static array at request time.
The project provides a random content generator API for fetching creative and funny rejection reasons, suitable for use in applications, bots, or integrations. It supports self-hosted deployment on your own infrastructure by running the provided codebase.
